Flashcards on Punchlines

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What is the punchline of the joke 'Why don’t scientists trust atoms?'

Because they make up everything.

What is the punchline of the joke 'I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.'

It's impossible to put down!

What is the punchline of the joke 'Why did the scarecrow win an award?'

Because he was outstanding in his field!

What is the punchline of the joke 'Why don't skeletons fight each other?'

They don't have the guts!

What is the punchline of the joke 'What did one wall say to the other wall?'

I'll meet you at the corner!

What is the punchline of the joke 'Why did the bicycle fall over?'

Because it was two-tired!

What is the punchline of the joke 'Why did the tomato turn red?'

Because it saw the salad dressing!

What is the punchline of the joke 'I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.'

I don't know Y!

What is the punchline of the joke 'Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?'

In case he got a hole in one!

What is the punchline of the joke 'Why don't you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees?'

Because they're really good at it!

What is the punchline of the joke 'Why don’t some couples go to the gym?'

Because some relationships don't work out!

What is the punchline of the joke 'Why was the math book sad?'

Because it had too many problems!

What is the punchline of the joke 'What do you call a bear with no teeth?'

A gummy bear!

What is the punchline of the joke 'Why did the picture go to jail?'

Because it was framed!

What is the punchline of the joke 'Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home?'

It lost its bearings!

What is the punchline of the joke 'Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker?'

Because he wanted a well-balanced meal!

What is the punchline of the joke 'Why don’t scientists trust atoms?'

Because they make up everything.

What is the punchline of the joke 'I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.'

It's impossible to put down!

What is the punchline of the joke 'Why did the scarecrow win an award?'

Because he was outstanding in his field!

What is the punchline of the joke 'Why don't skeletons fight each other?'

They don't have the guts!

What is the punchline of the joke 'What did one wall say to the other wall?'

I'll meet you at the corner!

What is the punchline of the joke 'Why did the bicycle fall over?'

Because it was two-tired!

What is the punchline of the joke 'Why did the tomato turn red?'

Because it saw the salad dressing!

What is the punchline of the joke 'I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.'

I don't know Y!

What is the punchline of the joke 'Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?'

In case he got a hole in one!

What is the punchline of the joke 'Why don't you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees?'

Because they're really good at it!

What is the punchline of the joke 'Why don’t some couples go to the gym?'

Because some relationships don't work out!

What is the punchline of the joke 'Why was the math book sad?'

Because it had too many problems!

What is the punchline of the joke 'What do you call a bear with no teeth?'

A gummy bear!

What is the punchline of the joke 'Why did the picture go to jail?'

Because it was framed!

What is the punchline of the joke 'Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home?'

It lost its bearings!

What is the punchline of the joke 'Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker?'

Because he wanted a well-balanced meal!

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